Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The rating system

OK guys, a lot has been said about rating girls 1-10 on "the scale" or "the rating system.  This means if you get rated a 1 and you are a chick, just kill yourself now because you have no shot at life.  I know that sounds a little harsh, but hey I never claimed to be nice, just honest.  On the other hand if a man lets you know that you are a 10 on his scale then you probably are Jessica AlbaJessica Alba Poster, Marissa MillerSports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, 2008, Megan Fox Megan Fox - Personality Poster (Superfox - Supergirl Outfit) (Size: 24" x 36")or someone extremely attractive and should come over to my house immediately.  Chances are you know you are attractive and act like it, therefore making us like you less.  Tip ladies...don't do that, it makes you lose half a point.  We know that you know you are hot, just pretend you don't already know.
That being said I have found that most men's scales are a little out of whack.  Too many men rate girls on an unrealistic scale and give them way too high of score.  I know some guys are just trying to be nice, but it throws off the scale, so don't do it.  A good way to test your rating system is to confirm with your friends and see what they rate a woman both of you are familiar with.  If you are more than 2 points off from one another, one of your ratings scales need to be adjusted asap.  You can do this anywhere, at the mall, at a bar, walking down the street, whatever.  Most girls won't even know what you are talking about but use caution if they are in range to hear you.  Some girls know the rating system and if you yell out 5 and your friend yells out 4, you might get a slap to the dome or at least a dirty look. 
So bottom line do not overrate females on the scale it is bad for both male and female.
And don't forget females, feel free to rate your men as well, honesty is always the best policy. 
Oh and a cool book you should def read if not buy and is one of my BIBLES is I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max.  Trust me its worth the 10 bucks!

4 comments:

  1. You'll be singing a different tune as you get a little longer in the tooth big dawg!

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  2. I always used the "six pack", "twelve pack", "teener", or "case" system. It seems as most guys can relate on those terms. Ever notice that whenever ratings comes in to play, a gal is never rated 1 through 5. If there is any rating to be done the lowest number is usually a 6. No one bothers when the material is less than a 5 as it is usually very obvious. THe golden rule, never attempt rating while drinking, over-rated will be in full effect! STAMPED!

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  3. i would like to see a post about how the scale is constructed.

    the flaw with "the scale" (i will now only refer to it in quotes as you never get to use quotes enough...and yes after i type it I make air quotes with my fingers) is that it is too subjective.

    - some rate brunettes higher while other rate higher to blondes.

    - race... don't get me started...well,second thought... that would be interesting...

    - height, body shape, breasts, legs, butt, etc. what impact does this have on the scale? haven't you heard "she would be an 7 is she had.."? what do improvements on attributes equate to rise in points?

    - age..does "the scale" sway when you throw in the girls age? "She is a 8 for a 40 yr old but a 5 in general".is that fair or should all them be graded equal playing field?

    Park- why don't you drill down on these, would like to see a full on indepth rating system... maybe it can be adopted internationally like the metric system (USA will not use it, but we only account for a small portion of the worlds population..you still will be famous)

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